Great stuff bout cars for enthusiast.....not~

As i was surfing through the web, like a surfer on the sea but without a surf board.........i came across some 'stuffs' that i find at the same time, funky/one of a kind/special/interesting and utterly stupidity for anyone who boughts them......

For example...
a TOWER BAR BOTTLE OPENER US19.95










as the name implies, it opens bottle cap..

BRAKE ROTOR PLATE & COFFEE CUP SET WITH SPOON US24.95
A high-performance cup design using high quality thick stainless steel attached with a side holder featuring weight saving holes. The 5" (13cm) stainless steel saucer is manually polished to simulate a real braking hairline texture on the braking contact surface, it is specially contoured to fit the bottom of the cup perfectly. A high-performance stainless steel spoon to match with the cup set with racing feel drilled holes is also supplied.
DIAMETER 13CM
(Well certainly drinking with this will make u had that honorable feel of owning a Brembo brake disc, which u didnt)

SWAY BAR BELT US27.95Designed to represent the left and right A-arms of a car's suspension where movement up and down is regulated by the sway bar fitted in between. The body of the unit is made of die cast aluminium and the sway bar is chrome-plated and steel sprung. It is attached to a 45" (114cm) leather belt.
(Feel that you had too much body-roll when u walk? Strap on this!)

SUSPENSION WATCH (ADVANCED VERSION) US79.95











This suspension watch has two functional A-arms actuated by spring-loaded shock absorbers that move up and down. The watchcase and A-arms are made of brass and electro-plated with a titanium coating. The band is stainless steel and can be shortened by removing the pins as per the instructions provided. The movement is precision quartz with date and the case is water-resistant. It comes with an aluminium sleeved gift box.
(I...realli dont know bout this....it comes with a aluminium sleeved gift box, how nice......try wear it to a meeting with the Board of Directors shall u?)

6-SPEED ALUMINIUM GEAR SHIFT KNOB BASIN PUMP US29.95











Made to the actual size of an exotic sports car's gearshift column, this 6-speed basin pump is a practical household item for the kitchen and toilet. It is also an attractive item on the office desk for occasional gear changing practice. The knob and the shaft are made of CNC-machined aluminium billet and the total length is about 18 cm (7").
The actual size W:9.0cm H:18.0cm
(We once joke bout this u noe....bcareful for wat u wish for....)

CARBON FIBRE TISSUE ROLL DISPENSER US64.95
Like opening the bonnet of a racing car, the two safety pins will need to be removed to replace the roll of tissue. The top and bottom covers are made of machined aluminium billet and the center cylinder is handmade with real carbon fiber.
The actual size dia:13cm
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CARBON FIBRE TISSUE BOX US119.95
Utilising high tech materials such as real carbon fibre and 6061 heat-treated aluminium, our carbon fibre tissue box is an excellent addition to any auto enthusiast’s home or office. The box, measuring 29 cm (11.4 inches) x 13.7 cm (5.4 inches) x 12 cm (4.7 inches), can accommodate a variety of the most common sizes of tissue boxes available around the world. Replacing an empty tissue box involves simply lifting the spring attached to each side at the bottom, thereby giving access for the removal of the empty box and its replacement with a new one. Whether in the home or the office, family, friends and colleagues will certainly appreciate the offer of tissue paper from this elegant unit.
length:29cm
width:13.5cm
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EXHAUST CHOPSTICKS SET US19.95











Appearing like a miniature exhaust system, the two exhaust pipes function as a pair of chopsticks when taken out from the muffler. The muffler itself is placed on the table as a chopstick rest. The chopsticks are made of special plastic that is hygienically safe and the exhaust tips and muffler body are made of aluminium.
L:240mm
(speechless..........)

INTAKE RAMPIPES TEA & COFFEE SET US124.95











Following the shape of a racing engine’s intake rampipes and made exactly to scale, the cup is made of dual-layer stainless steel that thermally insulates against hot drinks burning the hand. The base holder is cast in aluminum with CNC surface milling. An air filter, as found in a racing engine intake, is supplied with each cup and can be used as a tea strainer when placed downwards. A metal cover for the cup is also supplied.
L:49.3cm
(They did found out another use for air filter though.....)

RAMPIPE CONTAINER (4PCS /SET) US99.95











This rampipe container set is derivative of the life-size form of a DFV Formula One engine intake assembly. With a cast aluminium base 48.3 cm (19”) by 82.5cm (3.25”)] that holds four stainless steel trumpets, the rampipe container set can be used to hold dry fragrant flowers, tealight candles, candies and various other small items. The set comes with four lockable wire mesh covers that simulate the intake air filter and prevent items from falling out. It is an ideal ornamental and practical display piece for the home, office or garage.
L:49.3cm
(Light up the fire on the candle in this, and create that racing/romantic atmosphere.......??)

ALUMINIUM SUSPENSION PEN (GOLD / LONG) US13.45
Needing a pen and can’t find one is the usual story for many motorist globally. However, with our unique and practical aluminum suspension pen on the keychain, motorists will always have a pen handy on them at all time. CNC-machined from aluminum billet, the ball-point pen is made to the design of a height adjustable racing shock absorber. The body color is scratchproof anodized and the spring is compressible. Unscrewing the bottom cap will give you access to the pen and the cap can be screwed onto the top of the pen to make it longer and easier to write with.
The actual size L:13cm
(They do come in different colours, and theres a short ver too...)

SUSPENSION BELT US34.95












With a design based on the concept of a racing car suspension system, the two small shock absorbers with springs actually compress by pulling the tip. The whole leather belt will lengthen by approximately one centimeter. Ideal for wearing to a dinner party.
L:122cm
(I wonder when they first engineered suspension pieces did it even cross their mind that they can end up in someone's belt?)

CARBON FIBRE ARM TABLE LAMP (EXTERNAL TRANSFORMER) US247.45



































Using real carbon fibre to fabricate an arm suspended by a height-adjustable racing-style damper, this table lamp has a satin polished aluminium base with a carbon fibre stripe at the centre and features two racing-car-style start button switches for power on/off and light intensity high/low. The design of the aluminium halogen light housing resembles a miniaturised brake rotor fitted with a caliper. A 12-volt transformer is included.
CARBON FIBRE ARM TABLE LAMP (EXTERNAL TRANSFORMER AC120V) Diameter: 7cm
**Plug and Transformer will be fitted properly base on which country the item will be used**
*Extra shipping charge will be added*
(This is realli good u noe........this is...)

Well dun get me wrong, this products are all very fascinating and interesting, but the cost for this are just too much, so unless ur M.Schumacher, or a wealthy guy with no work and plenty to spend with, its not a bad bargain^^

Still not satisfied? Try this instead~
CARBON FIBRE B-SERIES VALVE COVER US399 (!)
I might get one of this.....when i drive a Honda....with a B-series engine......and im rich......when i have all the time i need.....when im old ^^