Top ten reasons Racing is better than Sex:

10. It’s socially acceptable to do it while others watch.
9. Bigger cars don’t always get the most attention.
8. The phone won’t ring in the middle of your race.
7. You get to use your rubber more than once.
6. You don’t have to sit through dinner and a movie before you race.
5. You and the car always finish at the same time.
4. You always know where to put your hands.
3. You can drive hard, right from the start.
2. The quicker you finish, the better you are.
1. You can do it more than once in one afternoon.

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